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04-20-2006, 10:25 PM
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Carrera PartyEffect 496
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Rancho Cucamonga
Posts: 86
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Let's Here Your Cheesiest 1-Liners !
Is your daddy still alive???? Cuz I wanna thank the man that gave you all that ass! 
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04-20-2006, 10:36 PM
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See you in Needles
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: South O.C./Needles
Posts: 4,351
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I had a guy ask me if my father was a thief...of course I said no, and he said "then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?" 
On a lighter note, I had a guy put a note in my Arby's sandwich with his phone# on it...I almost ate it... 
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04-20-2006, 10:43 PM
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Carrera PartyEffect 496
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Rancho Cucamonga
Posts: 86
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Pretty Good
The stars one is pretty good...I got my wife on this one though..
Can I borrow your cell phone??? Cuz my mama told me to call her when I fell in love....(Man that is so f*n cheeesy!)
bignet
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04-20-2006, 10:46 PM
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See you in Needles
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: South O.C./Needles
Posts: 4,351
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Originally Posted by bignet
The stars one is pretty good...I got my wife on this one though..
Can I borrow your cell phone??? Cuz my mama told me to call her when I fell in love....(Man that is so f*n cheeesy!)
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Oh man! That IS cheesy...kinda cute though...at least it's not too obnoxious...
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04-20-2006, 11:00 PM
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come see me how fast I go
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Orange County, CA
Posts: 206
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You have beautiful eyes.. well.. the left one atleast, the right ones a little lazy.
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04-20-2006, 11:02 PM
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Preping for paint....
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Fair Oaks
Posts: 1,268
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Will you open up your gates of troy too let my "trojan" horse in?
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I need a new hobby or a new job.....
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04-20-2006, 11:04 PM
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Preping for paint....
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Fair Oaks
Posts: 1,268
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What would you say if my balls were on your chin? Nothing, bcuz my dick would be in your mouth.
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I need a new hobby or a new job.....
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04-20-2006, 11:07 PM
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Carrera PartyEffect 496
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Rancho Cucamonga
Posts: 86
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Pretty good Yellow
What'ya say we order in a pizza and then have some sex??? What's wrong don't you like pizza???
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04-20-2006, 11:21 PM
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Carrera PartyEffect 496
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Rancho Cucamonga
Posts: 86
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Wedding Crashers
Great 1-liner... "U know how people say we only use 10% of our brain?? I say we only use 10% of our heart!"
bignet
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"I love the smell of Havasu in the morning..."
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04-20-2006, 11:22 PM
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Get over it kids...
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Arizona, USA
Posts: 15,347
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Originally Posted by bignet
Great 1-liner... "U know how people say we only use 10% of our brain?? I say we only use 10% of our heart!"
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Yeah, and I don't like to talk about it because we lost alot of good men out there....
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I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal. 
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04-20-2006, 11:33 PM
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Carrera PartyEffect 496
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Rancho Cucamonga
Posts: 86
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Wedding Crashers
What a minute..I thought u played for the Yankees??? " I did, u know we lost guys in the draft, and trading..."
Classic 1-liner blowing up in yo face!
bignet
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"I love the smell of Havasu in the morning..."
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04-20-2006, 11:45 PM
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Carrera PartyEffect 496
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Rancho Cucamonga
Posts: 86
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Cheesy!!!
I think I need a new eye prescription.....Girl: Why?
Boy: cuz I can't believe I'm seeing an angel! 
bignet
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"I love the smell of Havasu in the morning..."
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04-20-2006, 11:52 PM
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HNIC
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 3,710
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I heard this one at Katherines in Mojave....
Here poochie poochie.....
or the classic:
Whats a mangy dog like you doing in a place like this?
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04-21-2006, 05:03 AM
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Man of Leisure
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Stanwood, Wa.
Posts: 26
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Guy: Do you have any Italian in you?
Girl: No
Guy: Do ya want some?
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04-21-2006, 05:17 AM
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Party Like A RockStar!!!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: LBC, 5 6 Deuce!
Posts: 6,630
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Lets play a game. I will play Osama you play a cave and I will hide inside you.
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No White Glasses, No Drama
It doesnt need to be your Birthday for a good SPANKING!
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04-21-2006, 05:17 AM
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100% PERVERT
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: .
Posts: 10,394
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Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this
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"Tom Brown is out in front, battling Satan, and processible details, leading the charge against an evil that appears to have so many souls in torment and looking for deliverance."
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04-21-2006, 05:44 AM
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Are we there yet?
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lake Elsinore
Posts: 849
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Do you have a mirrior in your pocket, because I can see me in your pants.
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04-21-2006, 06:10 AM
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The BigSticks..Balls Deep
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Lovely Garden Grove
Posts: 2,726
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I once had a guy check the tag in my shirt and then say "I thought you were made in heaven"
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Solid!!!
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04-21-2006, 06:14 AM
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Party Like A RockStar!!!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: LBC, 5 6 Deuce!
Posts: 6,630
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My favorite is: If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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No White Glasses, No Drama
It doesnt need to be your Birthday for a good SPANKING!
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04-21-2006, 06:35 AM
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Irritable cynic...
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Dixie
Posts: 8,924
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Can I buy you a drink.....or do you just want the money....?
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I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house...... Do not trifle with me.
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04-21-2006, 06:44 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Lake Powell Az USA
Posts: 307
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# 1 one liner in Fontana, nice tooth......
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SEND LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY.
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04-21-2006, 06:45 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Valencia
Posts: 29
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While ordering a drink at the bar....
push your stool in?
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They look pretty good, are they real? They built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do? You motorboat 'em? You played the motorboat! You motorboatin' son of a bitch, you old sailor! - Jeremy Grey
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04-21-2006, 07:27 AM
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SleekCraft 30' SSB
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Bakersfield, CA
Posts: 2,130
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What's a place like this doing around a girl like you?
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Any of you boys seen an aircraft carrier around here?
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04-21-2006, 07:27 AM
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User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Murrieta
Posts: 653
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? |
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04-21-2006, 07:28 AM
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User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Murrieta
Posts: 653
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Originally Posted by beever_retreever
push your stool in?
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That would be for a bar in Cathedral City or Palm Springs, right? |
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